Dodge Durango Forum II

PowerRam86
powerram86@onemain.com

May we get a clean bill of health from our dentist,
our psychiatrist, our ophthalmologist, our
cardiologist, our gastroenterologist, our urologist,
our proctologist, our gynecologist, our podiatrist,
our plumber and the IRS.

May our hair, our teeth, our facelift, our abs, our
honey cakes, and our stocks not fall and may our blood
pressure, our triglycerides, our cholesterol, our
white blood count, our weight and our mortgage
interest rates not rise.

May we find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
in the rush hour in less than an hour and when we get
there, may we find a free parking space. And if we
need to use a parking space designated for the
handicapped may we find one without shopping carts in
it.

May we all relax about the third millennium of the
common era, and realize that we still have 999 years
until the countdown of this millennium calendar by
which time the computer will be long since obsolete
and so will we.

May we be awestruck by the universe's sense of humor
as we realize that a professional wrestler could
become the next President of the United States.

May what we see in the mirror delight us and what
others see in us, delight them. May someone love us
enough to forgive our faults, be blind to our
blemishes and tell the world about our virtues.

May the telemarketers wait until after we finish
dinner to call us. May our checkbooks and budgets
balance and may they include generous amounts for
charity.

May we remember to say "I love you" at least once a
day to our spouse, our children, our parents, all of
our significant others but not our boss, our intern,
our nurse, our masseur, our hairdresser or our tennis
instructor. May we remember to be nice to other people
who, after all, out~number us by 5.4 billion.

May we live in a world at peace, with awareness of love
in every sunset, flower, baby's smile, lover's
kiss, and every wonderful astonishing beat of our
heart. Happiness comes through doors we didn't even
know we'd left open.

May we smile and laugh throughout the New Year. Happy 2001!