In Reply to I have Dingaphobia. Survey on best parking strategy to prevent dings. I tend to posted by Jeff (SMILEY on November 30, 1999 at 20:11:10
and you get the added benefit of being able to admire your D both coming and going. But, watch out for those pillars in parking garages. I've nearly dinged my head a couple of times looking at Kickaha instead of watching where I was going!! (Heck, flesh wounds will heal, but I'd sure feel Stoopid -- LOL!!)
*Uphill from shopping baskets
*Nether regions at any 'Mart' (preferably in back)
*As high up or as far back as you can get
BTW I get teased by my son and others all the time. Daniel says my D is probably lonely or feels shunned always being by himself like that.
My response "There were all sorts of vehicles there when I arrived -- they're all just cowering over yonder now that my D is here!"